Rtas

"'I'm shipmaster and I like dick' - Rtas"

Overview
Rtas 'Vadum was born on Sanghelios in the year 2487, 2 years after his good friend and lover The Arbiter. A veteran of the Human-Covenant War, Rtas would later ally himself with humanity after discovering the truth about the covenant, and he would later come to settle in a mysterious land known as "Canada." After settling in Canada, Rtas discovered the phenomenon humanity likes to call "Instagram." There, he would grind through the followers on his new Instagram irony page until he eventually, truly, became a niche internet micro celebrity. In October 2021, after a long distaste with the current group chat he was a part of, along with a newfound hatred for Lovablehaloaddiction, Rtas would go on to become the founder and first member of the Gas Station. The gas station would later see 2 different reboots, with Rtas the creator of each subsequent version. While not the ringleader of the gas station raids, Rtas still remains one of the most (dis)respected and (un)liked members. He has since entrusted admin to Tree, Adam, Arbiter, and now Slayre. Nowadays, Rtas just chills with the guys at gas station I guess. To this day, he still finds it crazy that the group chat began as a way to talk to mutuals, and has now evolved into arguably his closest group of friends online in years.

gas station lore
"'Stop trauma dumping?' -Rtas" Rtas is a bit of an autist. Sometimes he could type walls of text about his opinion while other times he could say some straight up dumb shit. He is also a huge fucking dickrider of the Battlefield franchise as well. He is often fangirled on by many people, ranging from fellow gas station members, to his degenerate followers who DM him elite porn (he will kill every last one of them). Rtas is also a bisexual, and is willing to either give or take dick whenever he feels like it

Known titles

 * shipmaster
 * fart ass
 * creator of gas station
 * HondaAccord2009
 * niche internet micro celebrity

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go follow him @rtas.vadum.fanpage on Instagram