Chief.epicfail

"'she looks so innocent, i'm putting her in the squirt off' - Adam"

Overview
Chief.epicfail, more commonly known by his name Adam, is one of the ringleaders of the gas station, and the author of sexyarbiter's demise. Not much is known about Adam's origins, all we know is that he is built like slenderman and resides in the wasteland known as "Illinois." Adam was a previous friend of Rtas many months before the creation of the gas station, having been close friends in the past. However, the two had not spoken for months, and eventually reconciled around the creation of the gas station. Adam has been the orchestrator of the majority of gas station raids, including the ones conducted on LHA, halo.stellar and most importantly, sexyarbiter. Adam was responsible for uncovering the truth behind sexyarbiter's crimes and eventually would post an all out expose on the monster that he is. Adam would later contact law enforcement about his crimes, solidifying his status as a legend in the halo community.

gas station lore
Adam is a simple man. He likes boobs, boobs, and boobs. He also frequently ponders his orb like an evil wizard smoking evil wizard weed. Adam often found himself at odds with the annoying little goon known as Relevant. Adam also is responsible for the creation of the cortana squirt-off.

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follow him @chief.epicfail.